- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

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Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? thunk

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

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