Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

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Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

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You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

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What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

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What did the peanut say to the jelly

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What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

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Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

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What did the blind football player say to his coach? I cant see

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Harry Styles

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What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

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What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

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what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

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Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

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why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

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Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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