doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

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Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

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why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

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A woman walks into the bathroom and hears the sound of moaning. Not sure what to do she looks around and sees couples as far as the eye can see. She quickly turns to the woman and man standing next to her and asks what is going on here?! The woman says can't you read this is not a bathroom this is a public sex room! Only an idiot would ask that question. In shock the woman takes another look around and she spots someone she finds familiar. When she walks closer she finds that it is her boyfriend and that he is with another woman. Furious she walks up to him and slaps him in the face. The boyfriend looks at her and says sorry your sex just got old. Furious she says to him we never had sex!

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No.

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holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

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What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

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69- by Adam Chebali

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

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Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

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boobs.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

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A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

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What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

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What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

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what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

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How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

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Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

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Anti Joke

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