- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

I Love Hitler.

Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

What's in there? Get outta there...

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

A man sat down Then he stood up

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

I have no joke. u mad?

An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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