Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

kennah campion... being nice

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

What is Jason? Black.

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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