Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

An iguana walks out of a bar

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

9/11

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

your fat

Knock Knock Come in.

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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