- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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French people.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

What did God say to the Priest? Nothing, there is no God

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What's in there? Get outta there...

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

So one time this woman was learning...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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