A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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