- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

who just made fun of katie matt

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

guess what?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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