- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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