Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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son, you're adopted.

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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Hey, come here often? No.

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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