- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

Robin, get into the Batmobile.

What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

No.

Ruller

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

What's big and black? A black fridge.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

I had a dream I watched Inception.

this is not a joke.

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