- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

A baby seal walks in to a club

What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

Math problem: You have 50 candy bars and decide to eat 45. What do you have now? Diabetes.

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Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

What's funny? Women's rights.

Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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