What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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gays

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

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What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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Why does six love nine? They both get pleasured

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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o | ,'~'. / \ | ____|_ | '___,,_' .----------------. | ||(o |o)| ( KILL ALL HUMANS! ) | ------- ,----------------' | _____| -' \ '####, ------- /________\ ( ) |) '_ ' ,------|\ _ /_ / | |_\ || /_ /| | o| _\ _|| /_ / | | |\ _\____//' | ( ( | | | (_,_,_,____/ \ _\ | ------| \ _\|_________| \ _\ \__\\__\ |__| |__||__| ||/__/ |__||__| |__||__| |__||__| /__)/__) /__//__/ /__//__/ /__//__/. .' '. '. (_kOs____)____)

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I hate you.

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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