- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

why did the man walk into the metal pole? because hes blind and suffers from cancer.

How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

I am black.

How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting fisted by hulk

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

Women's rights

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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