- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock Opens Door

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

Noah is Smart.

A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

why did the chicken cross the road

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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