Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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penis

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14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

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What is the difference between Whitney Houston and Elvis. They are dead. And it make people go boo hoo

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A homeless person dies.

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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My mom.

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What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

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Anti Joke

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