- Anti Joke

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

How do you make a bird drop a worm? Wring it's neck. P.S: If that anti-joke didn't persuade you to vote thumbs up for this post, then perhaps these delightful lyrics will convince you otherwise. I see them staring back at me They know my name The faces in the sky are looking for something more My friends have paper smiles and laugh at me in all my trials Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia My friends have hollow eyes They're made of shapes and curvy lines Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow [. From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/e/elena-siegman-lyrics/pareidolia-lyrics.html .] My pareidolia The loneliness is only missed when I am alone O yeah I might try to find my light tonight Hide my sight from eyes I try to fight My nine eyes of light die by the blight Ride white knight unite my plight tonight They're inside me They're inside me I'm inside out I'm inside out They're all around Within without Within without They're inside I'm outisde They're all around They're all around They're inside me I'm inside out They're all around Within without It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia la lalala lalala lalala lala

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies? A young girl you know personally, completely alone with leukemia.

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

France never surrender.

That's unfortunate.

Guess what? SHADAP

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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