- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

Freddie Mercurys teeth

Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

Lacrosse

What do you call a group of asians? China.

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

No joke.

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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