A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? STOLEN! You're under arrest.

A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

Small breasts.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

Robin, get in the car.

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

your moms so fat she has kankles

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

I won the game.

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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