A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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apple pie.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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Hello world

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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