99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

Dani Barton = Stupid

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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