How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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Dallas Cowboys

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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