Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

If life hands you lemons Take them

Jews for Jesus

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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Q: How do you get a one armed Pollock out of a tree? A: Call the fire department.

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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