Penis

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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Women rights.

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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A fish walks into a bar

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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Knock Knock? WHAT?!?!?

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream on the floor? Getting the end of your penis stapled

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your life

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A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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