- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

The jets are a good team..

You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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