What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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Hitler is my role model

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The mets are 3-0 this season

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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poop.........

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why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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i wish i was a tree !

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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Knock knock! Yes?

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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Liars go to hell! -God

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

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SPAMS!!!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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