- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

" I can't here you it's too dark!"

Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

nine...eleven

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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