Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

Potato salad

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Oliver's friends

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

Exactly what?

Women's rights

A deer walked into a hunter's bar... and was shot.

What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Laura Pratz..

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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