- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

womens rights

What has human male genitalia? A human male

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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