Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

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What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

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why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

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Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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