- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

How old is victor? Half past dead

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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