How do you kill a vampire? Because vampires are figments of society's imagination and actuall living creatures, this task is impossible.

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

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this new cologne, it's kind of gross smelling.

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when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

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Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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almost as accidental as your spelling im afraid

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God and Allah are having a metaphysical picnic, God says to his fellow deity: "Why do you think so many humans have been killed in our names?" Allah muses upon this for a moment and replies: "Because they think we exist."

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What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

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Womans baksetball...

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Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

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Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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Whats funnier than 24.....25

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Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

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what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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