- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

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