- Anti Joke

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.