- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

Whats worse than a joke? This

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

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