what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

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Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

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Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

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What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

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People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

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How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

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When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

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What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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