- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

what goes boo a sock

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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