- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

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