A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

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if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

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Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

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A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

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Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

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What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

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A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

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So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

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What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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why did the boy die? because he got shot

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An Indian lady is pushing her child down a footpath in a stroller whilst leading her dog. A refridgerator lands on the mother. Why did the Chinese man behind her cry? Because loss of life is a frantic event and having witnessed such an event he was deeply shocked. He was also sad that no dogs were killed. This is because a dog killed his wife in a freak accident and he has held a grudge against the species ever since.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

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A man with tourettes walks into a bar, due to his disease he shouts unexpected profanities across the room; everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the pressure anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom and pulls out a gun and points it at his head. HIs wife of 15 years walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to conceive. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man diagnosed with touretts then goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. After he killed everybody he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentanced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man with touretts still cannot control his ticks and rots in jail everyday screaming obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

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Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

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Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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