- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

why was the old man on the ground he fell

Stephen Hawking

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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