- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

What is square and grey? A grey square.

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

My wife made me a sandwich

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

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