Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

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punchline below punchline above

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why did the woman leave her husband? after years of mental and physical abuse she has decided to remove herself from the situation

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

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In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

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Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

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Kid: "Tell me about when you were young, Grandpa." Grandpa: "Oh, sonny, those were crazy times. My friends and I were out of control. We used to give each other wet-willies and funny arm. We'd play dandy-balls and legs-a-spread and penis-butt." Kid: "Sounds kind of gay, Grandpa. " Grandpa: "It was gay. Everyone was. But, back then, we were called pole-fancies. It was real, good old-fashioned "grab the nearest tree and hold on for dear life" gay, not today's fancy, featherbed, thread-count gay. People got hurt back then! Kid "That's gay." Grandpa: "Yeah, it was pretty gay "

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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