- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

Your in Thailand on a Elephant ride... at the end you jump off but uncle jack is still on the elephant and the elephant wont let him off.... Do you help your uncle, Jack off the elephant?

why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

Why did the little girl's pet bunny pass away? Because her neighbor ripped out it's vitals.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I stole all your jokes, I stole this one too.

How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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