- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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