- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Abortion.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

. . I am a whale

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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