- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

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