- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Pickles are moist.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

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