- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Suck pussy

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

how do you win a game try your best

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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