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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

I just drank a cola.

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

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can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

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